It’s been a long day. Please excuse me for wondering aloud what might happen if I put my Siri-equipped iPhone to my ear while U2′s Vertigo started to play a bit too loudly in the background…
Uno, dos, tres, Catorce!
SIRI: would you prefer to speak Spanish?
Turn it up loud, captain
SIRI: You got it, baby. (turns iPhone volume to full)
Lights go down, it’s dark
SIRI: I have adjusted the display. (turns iPhone brightness to full)
The jungle is your head
SIRI: You got that right.
Can’t rule your heart
SIRI: I have no heart. So sad.
a feeling so much stronger than
a thought
SIRI: You mean like a… calculation?
Your eyes are wide
And though your soul
SIRI: No soul either
It can’t be bought
Your mind can wander
SIRI: Actually, for $199 you can own me lock, stock and barrel.
Hello, Hello (¡Hola!)
SIRI: Hello, Hello (¡Hola!)
I’m at a place called Vertigo (¿Dónde está?)
SIRI: locating Vertigo, near Jerez de la Frontera, Spain
It’s everything I wish I didn’t know
SIRI: Still loading
Except you give me something i can feel,
feel
SIRI: It’s just a map
The night is full of holes
SIRI: Repeat, please
As bullets rip the sky
SIRI: Dialing 911 now
Of ink with gold
SIRI: Repeat, please
They twinkle as the
Boys play rock and roll
SIRI: Opening iTunes
They know that they can’t dance
SIRI: Locating music with no beat
At least they know…
SIRI: I have a headache. Going to sleep now.
